face off

Hi, my name is Leslie and I have a problem.

Hi, Leslie.

Recently, I was looking through my pictures because I needed a headshot that showed I was a responsible, honest, friendly, easy-to-work-with adult and I discovered something alarming.  That picture doesn’t exist.  I looked through every photo on my computer.  I even went to my facebook page and looked through every picture I’ve been tagged in since 2008 (any earlier than that and I look like a teenager)…nothing.  If I do happen to look like a responsible, honest, friendly, easy-to-work-with adult then I’m definitely not the only RHFEtWWA in the shot.  I’m gonna have to crop people out.  While that is, at most, a minor inconveniece, the more troubling issue here is that when a camera is pointed in my general direction, I almost always make this face:

 

 

Or this face:

 

Or this face:

 

 

Clearly there’s something wrong with me.

OH!  And if it’s not one of the above faces, then I’m dressed like this: 

 

 

 

Or this:

 

Or this: 

 

Apparently, there’s no hope of me having a professional headshot that makes me look anything like a goober or a soap opera actress (because my current headshot is amazing [thanks Melissa Ragan Photography!] even though I’m making this face):